Category Archives: Comedy

13 Feb
BEYBAMA

Earlier this week, it was reported that the Washington Post was going to print an exposé revealing that President Obama and Beyoncé are having an affair. The whole thing turned out to be a mistake, or hoax, or maybe drunken French lunacy, which came as a surprise to no one, but also as disappointment to

13 Feb
I LOOK LIKE A YOUNG SAMUEL L. JACKSON

I’m six-feet-tall. Black. I wear glasses. I shave my head. I’ve been told by various casting directors and agents that I look like Kevin Durant (with glasses), Bokeem Woodbine(with glasses), R. Kelly(with glasses), bald Denzel Washington(with glasses), Dave Chappelle(with glasses), Tyrese Gibson(with glasses), Tyson Beckford(with glasses), and Samuel L. Jackson(with glasses). In the event that